thatwhoviansynesthete:

• you guys are allowed to send me messages
• you’re allowed to just say hi
• you can ask me for my skype or whatever
• feel free to just tell me about your day as if we’ve been best friends since forever
• you’re all good to ask anything you want to know
• don’t be afraid to be off anon
• you can talk to me
• i like talking to you guys 
• please
• i don’t bite without permission

(Source: thatwhoviansynesthete)

wimey:

i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

fuckyeahlaughters:

When you get fed up of waiting for a page to load so you close it and in the split second that you do you can see the page has fully loaded but it’s too late

(Source: awesomeesaucee)